by Anura Guruge
on October 18, 2024
We know he is shameless and incredibly avaricious. He and Trump are peas from the same pod — twins separated at birth. He was groveling at Trump’s feet (& at his beck & call) all night yesterday at the 2024 ‘Al Smith‘ dinner. It would have been mildly funny if it hadn’t been so sad.
Yes, Dolan would part with a few pinkies to part of Trump’s inner circle. That is the lifestyle he craves for. Trump likes him — because he grovels, shamelessly.
He probably could make him his U.S. Ambassador to the Vatican — and give him a big salary and perks. Dolan would think he was the cat’s whiskers.
Maybe Trump might shock us all and appoint Dolan to his cabinet — maybe as ‘Secretary of Child Welfare and Protector of Female Reproductive Rights‘. We are in for so much fun.
Pity the poor, crippled pope is too senile to watch TV. Wonder what he would have thought watching Dolan — BUT, then again, the pope isn’t capable of much cognitive processing these days. He probably wouldn’t recall Dolan’s name. He, with luck, might have worked out that Dolan was a cardinal from his red sash. But, then again. Poor pope.
